Category: Mystery items
Not necessarily mysterious – it just sounds more interesting than ‘miscellaneous’.
Food books
Our new kitchen has one cupboard door which merely covers a piece of wall. So I have covered the wall with shelves of fake books, all literary classics except the names have been changed into food puns.

The full list, if you can bear it, is as follows.
| The Handmaid’s Kale | Atwood, Margaret |
| Mansfield Pork | Austen, Jane |
| Wuthering Bites | Brontë, Emily |
| Burger on the Orient Express | Christie, Agatha |
| Tart of Darkness | Conrad, Joseph |
| The Red Batch of Porridge | Crane, Steven |
| A Christmas Carrot | Dickens, Charles |
| Barnaby Fudge | Dickens, Charles |
| Grape Expectations | Dickens, Charles |
| Martin Chorizowit | Dickens, Charles |
| Olive Twist | Dickens, Charles |
| Leek House | Dickens, Charles |
| Silas Marinade | Eliot, George |
| The Grated Gatsby | Fitzgerald, F Scott |
| Lord of the Fries | Golding, William |
| The Crumpet Major | Hardy, Thomas |
| Cress of the D’Urbervilles | Hardy, Thomas |
| Food the Obscure | Hardy, Thomas |
| The Bun Also Rises | Hemingway, Ernest |
| The Old Man and the Brie | Hemingway, Ernest |
| To Ham and Ham Not | Hemingway, Ernest |
| Finnegan’s Cake | Joyce, James |
| The Trifle | Kafka, Franz |
| Lady Chatterley’s Liver | Lawrence, DH |
| To Grill a Mockingbird | Lee, Harper |
| Cider with Roasties | Lee, Laurie |
| One Hundred Beers of Solitude | Marquez, Gabriel Garcia |
| Loaf of Pi | Martel, Yann |
| Life of Pie | Martel, Yann |
| Scone with the Wind | Mitchell, Margaret |
| The Cabbage in the Rye | Salinger, J.D. |
| Beans and Nothingness | Sartre, Jean-Paul |
| Midsummer Night’s Cream | Shakespeare, William |
| Much Ado about Stuffing | Shakespeare, William |
| The Taming of the Brew | Shakespeare, William |
| The Winter’s Ale | Shakespeare, William |
| Of Mince and Men | Steinbeck, John |
| Vanity Pear | Thackeray, William |
| Banana Karenina | Tolstoy, Leo |
| War and Peas | Tolstoy, Leo |
| Fried Bread revisited | Waugh, Evelyn |
| Vile Butties | Waugh, Evelyn |
| The Island of Doctor Merlot | Wells, H.G. |
| The Thyme Machine | Wells. H.G. |
| The Pitcher of Durian Gravy | Wilde, Oscar |
| Salami | Wilde, Oscar |
(The shelves are not correctly alphabetised, I know. That’s just realism.)
Pond life
The Labour Party Bazaar 1926
Looking through my late mother’s papers I found a souvenir of the Peterborough Labour Party’s Bazaar of 1926: a reminder that my grandparents were keen supporters in the early days. I should hate to introduce any politics here, but it is an interesting document.













It consists of a series of rather flattering cartoons of prominent local party members, drawn by the prospective parliamentary candidate J.F.Horrabin. It is no surprise that they are rather good, because Horrabin was a professional newspaper cartoonist, responsible for the largely forgotten strips ‘Adventures of the Noah Family’ (later known as ‘Japhet and Happy’) and ‘Dot and Carrie’, a cartoon about two secretaries. He went on to win the next election and was MP for Peterborough for two years under the leadership of Ramsay MacDonald.
In 1926 the Peterborough party was only eight years old. Labour had overtaken the Liberals and was slowly growing into its future role as one of the two main parties. The Bazaar looks very respectable, which may reflect the party’s nervousness about seeming Communist or revolutionary. The General Strike had happened only months before, but without Labour’s official support, and there are no echoes of it here. (Interestingly, Ellen Wilkinson, who opened the Bazaar, had worked tirelessly in support of the strike.)
One little detail that slightly puzzles me is that in the list of stall-holders and helpers, a distinction is drawn, not just between Miss and Mrs, but also the ‘Mesdames’. I conjecture that ‘Madam’ meant you were a widow?
I must say I also wonder what Messrs Doodson and Perkins had on the ‘Men’s Stall’.
Pippi
A Clock
Tin Rose
Tin Butterfly
Mirror

When we had fitted wardrobes done, we got a square sample of the wood used. It seemed a shame to throw it away, so I’ve added a mirror. The ‘floral’ swags on the corners are cut out of old cans and painted – they sort of pick up a motif from the curtains (or anyway that was the intention). I wasn’t sure acrylic paint would stick, but it seems fine.









