Food books

Our new kitchen has one cupboard door which merely covers a piece of wall. So I have covered the wall with shelves of fake books, all literary classics except the names have been changed into food puns.

The full list, if you can bear it, is as follows.

The Handmaid’s KaleAtwood, Margaret
Mansfield PorkAusten, Jane
Wuthering BitesBrontë, Emily
Burger on the Orient ExpressChristie, Agatha
Tart of DarknessConrad, Joseph
The Red Batch of PorridgeCrane, Steven
A Christmas CarrotDickens, Charles
Barnaby FudgeDickens, Charles
Grape ExpectationsDickens, Charles
Martin ChorizowitDickens, Charles
Olive TwistDickens, Charles
Leek HouseDickens, Charles
Silas MarinadeEliot, George
The Grated GatsbyFitzgerald, F Scott
Lord of the FriesGolding, William
The Crumpet MajorHardy, Thomas
Cress of the D’UrbervillesHardy, Thomas
Food the ObscureHardy, Thomas
The Bun Also RisesHemingway, Ernest 
The Old Man and the BrieHemingway, Ernest 
To Ham and Ham NotHemingway, Ernest 
Finnegan’s CakeJoyce, James
The TrifleKafka, Franz
Lady Chatterley’s LiverLawrence, DH
To Grill a MockingbirdLee, Harper
Cider with RoastiesLee, Laurie
One Hundred Beers of SolitudeMarquez, Gabriel Garcia
Loaf of PiMartel, Yann
Life of PieMartel, Yann
Scone with the WindMitchell, Margaret
The Cabbage in the RyeSalinger, J.D. 
Beans and NothingnessSartre, Jean-Paul
Midsummer Night’s CreamShakespeare, William
Much Ado about StuffingShakespeare, William
The Taming of the BrewShakespeare, William
The Winter’s AleShakespeare, William
Of Mince and MenSteinbeck, John
Vanity PearThackeray, William
Banana KareninaTolstoy, Leo
War and PeasTolstoy, Leo
Fried Bread revisitedWaugh, Evelyn
Vile ButtiesWaugh, Evelyn
The Island of Doctor MerlotWells, H.G.
The Thyme MachineWells. H.G.
The Pitcher of Durian GravyWilde, Oscar
SalamiWilde, Oscar

(The shelves are not correctly alphabetised, I know. That’s just realism.)

Pond life

We’ve had a go at setting up a mini pond in an old Belfast sink. We’ve started with a little water lily, water crowfoot and a pickerelweed. We’ll see how it goes.

The Labour Party Bazaar 1926

Looking through my late mother’s papers I found a souvenir of the Peterborough Labour Party’s Bazaar of 1926: a reminder that my grandparents were keen supporters in the early days. I should hate to introduce any politics here, but it is an interesting document.

It consists of a series of rather flattering cartoons of prominent local party members, drawn by the prospective parliamentary candidate J.F.Horrabin. It is no surprise that they are rather good, because Horrabin was a professional newspaper cartoonist, responsible for the largely forgotten strips ‘Adventures of the Noah Family’ (later known as ‘Japhet and Happy’) and ‘Dot and Carrie’, a cartoon about two secretaries. He went on to win the next election and was MP for Peterborough for two years under the leadership of Ramsay MacDonald.

In 1926 the Peterborough party was only eight years old. Labour had overtaken the Liberals and was slowly growing into its future role as one of the two main parties. The Bazaar looks very respectable, which may reflect the party’s nervousness about seeming Communist or revolutionary. The General Strike had happened only months before, but without Labour’s official support, and there are no echoes of it here. (Interestingly, Ellen Wilkinson, who opened the Bazaar, had worked tirelessly in support of the strike.)

One little detail that slightly puzzles me is that in the list of stall-holders and helpers, a distinction is drawn, not just between Miss and Mrs, but also the ‘Mesdames’. I conjecture that ‘Madam’ meant you were a widow?

I must say I also wonder what Messrs Doodson and Perkins had on the ‘Men’s Stall’.

Pippi

I forgot to post my recent picture of Pippi…

This is based on a photograph, from which I made an outline drawing that I transferred to a wood block prepared with gesso, and then had at it with the acrylics. Here are the photo and drawing for comparison…

A Clock

Here’s a clock I made. Well, obviously I didn’t make the mechanism. And the box is a pre-made picture frame. But the rest of it. I made the rest of it.

Tin Rose

I quite enjoyed doing the butterfly, so I thought I’d use a few more cans and try a flower – here is the result…

Tin Butterfly

I made this out of a section from an old can. I was worried the paint wouldn’t stick unless I used some kind of primer, but though it slid around a bit it seems OK.

Mirror

When we had fitted wardrobes done, we got a square sample of the wood used. It seemed a shame to throw it away, so I’ve added a mirror. The ‘floral’ swags on the corners are cut out of old cans and painted – they sort of pick up a motif from the curtains (or anyway that was the intention). I wasn’t sure acrylic paint would stick, but it seems fine.