We had some roof tiles (Acme brand, of course, suitable for dropping on the head of Wile E Coyote) left over from our recent building project. I thought I might try painting some with the kind of flower design that is the traditional decoration for narrow boats. I drew out the design, traced it onto the tile, and filled in with gesso to provide a decent surface to paint on. Once painted I used a stencil to spray varnish on the painted area. It all worked OK, but I think the fact that I was copying meant I didn’t quite get the free, stylised look, and the colours are a bit light. Still, I quite like them!
Our new kitchen has one cupboard door which merely covers a piece of wall. So I have covered the wall with shelves of fake books, all literary classics except the names have been changed into food puns.
The full list, if you can bear it, is as follows.
The Handmaid’s Kale
Atwood, Margaret
Mansfield Pork
Austen, Jane
Wuthering Bites
Brontë, Emily
Burger on the Orient Express
Christie, Agatha
Tart of Darkness
Conrad, Joseph
The Red Batch of Porridge
Crane, Steven
A Christmas Carrot
Dickens, Charles
Barnaby Fudge
Dickens, Charles
Grape Expectations
Dickens, Charles
Martin Chorizowit
Dickens, Charles
Olive Twist
Dickens, Charles
Leek House
Dickens, Charles
Silas Marinade
Eliot, George
The Grated Gatsby
Fitzgerald, F Scott
Lord of the Fries
Golding, William
The Crumpet Major
Hardy, Thomas
Cress of the D’Urbervilles
Hardy, Thomas
Food the Obscure
Hardy, Thomas
The Bun Also Rises
Hemingway, Ernest
The Old Man and the Brie
Hemingway, Ernest
To Ham and Ham Not
Hemingway, Ernest
Finnegan’s Cake
Joyce, James
The Trifle
Kafka, Franz
Lady Chatterley’s Liver
Lawrence, DH
To Grill a Mockingbird
Lee, Harper
Cider with Roasties
Lee, Laurie
One Hundred Beers of Solitude
Marquez, Gabriel Garcia
Loaf of Pi
Martel, Yann
Life of Pie
Martel, Yann
Scone with the Wind
Mitchell, Margaret
The Cabbage in the Rye
Salinger, J.D.
Beans and Nothingness
Sartre, Jean-Paul
Midsummer Night’s Cream
Shakespeare, William
Much Ado about Stuffing
Shakespeare, William
The Taming of the Brew
Shakespeare, William
The Winter’s Ale
Shakespeare, William
Of Mince and Men
Steinbeck, John
Vanity Pear
Thackeray, William
Banana Karenina
Tolstoy, Leo
War and Peas
Tolstoy, Leo
Fried Bread revisited
Waugh, Evelyn
Vile Butties
Waugh, Evelyn
The Island of Doctor Merlot
Wells, H.G.
The Thyme Machine
Wells. H.G.
The Pitcher of Durian Gravy
Wilde, Oscar
Salami
Wilde, Oscar
(The shelves are not correctly alphabetised, I know. That’s just realism.)
We’ve had a go at setting up a mini pond in an old Belfast sink. We’ve started with a little water lily, water crowfoot and a pickerelweed. We’ll see how it goes.
Looking through my late mother’s papers I found a souvenir of the Peterborough Labour Party’s Bazaar of 1926: a reminder that my grandparents were keen supporters in the early days. I should hate to introduce any politics here, but it is an interesting document.
It consists of a series of rather flattering cartoons of prominent local party members, drawn by the prospective parliamentary candidate J.F.Horrabin. It is no surprise that they are rather good, because Horrabin was a professional newspaper cartoonist, responsible for the largely forgotten strips ‘Adventures of the Noah Family’ (later known as ‘Japhet and Happy’) and ‘Dot and Carrie’, a cartoon about two secretaries. He went on to win the next election and was MP for Peterborough for two years under the leadership of Ramsay MacDonald.
In 1926 the Peterborough party was only eight years old. Labour had overtaken the Liberals and was slowly growing into its future role as one of the two main parties. The Bazaar looks very respectable, which may reflect the party’s nervousness about seeming Communist or revolutionary. The General Strike had happened only months before, but without Labour’s official support, and there are no echoes of it here. (Interestingly, Ellen Wilkinson, who opened the Bazaar, had worked tirelessly in support of the strike.)
One little detail that slightly puzzles me is that in the list of stall-holders and helpers, a distinction is drawn, not just between Miss and Mrs, but also the ‘Mesdames’. I conjecture that ‘Madam’ meant you were a widow?
I must say I also wonder what Messrs Doodson and Perkins had on the ‘Men’s Stall’.
This is based on a photograph, from which I made an outline drawing that I transferred to a wood block prepared with gesso, and then had at it with the acrylics. Here are the photo and drawing for comparison…
Here’s a clock I made. Well, obviously I didn’t make the mechanism. And the box is a pre-made picture frame. But the rest of it. I made the rest of it.
I made this out of a section from an old can. I was worried the paint wouldn’t stick unless I used some kind of primer, but though it slid around a bit it seems OK.
When we had fitted wardrobes done, we got a square sample of the wood used. It seemed a shame to throw it away, so I’ve added a mirror. The ‘floral’ swags on the corners are cut out of old cans and painted – they sort of pick up a motif from the curtains (or anyway that was the intention). I wasn’t sure acrylic paint would stick, but it seems fine.