Perfection

I read Vincenzo Latronico’s book Perfection, about a young Italian couple who move to Berlin, where they live a highly fashionable life, working as web designers, going to trendy bars and restaurants, making friends with an international community of highly mobile young professionals, and above all, owning a series of beautiful objects that help create stunning pictures for their Instagram feed. It’s inspired by Georges Perec’s Things. The book is clever and very readable, and I recommend it – it was shortlisted for the International Booker and received well-deserved praise.

It’s a very believable account set in a specific time and place which Latronico must surely have experienced, full of neat, exact references. The theme, lightly but clearly outlined, is the contrast between a life that looks perfect ‘in the pictures’ but as lived falls a little short of ideal and becomes subtly unrewarding in a way the couple find hard to address.

Stylistically, it is highly unusual, consisting entirely of generalised descriptions of the sort of thing the couple do, the kind of meals they eat, what types of people tend to become their friends (few Germans) and so on. There is no dialogue or directly described action, and we are frequently told about feelings and moods they often felt. The narrative stays at this high level of generality throughout. It works fine, but I can’t help thinking how the tutor on a creative writing course, or some publisher offering feedback would respond. Why not have someone murdered, they might suggest, then the reader has a story to draw them through all this lovely description? Could you relate an argument they have over soft furnishings or something, just to bring these brand references to life? Have you ever heard of Joseph Campbell and the Hero’s Journey?

This is a very successful, celebrated book, but you and I could never get away with writing like this. You have to ask, how did Latronico ever get a literary agent to take this on? The answer seems to be – he married one.

February 2026 Competitions

I have now collected the competition details from previous months and put them all together on a new page, which I will update rather than making separate posts. February’s info is already there. You’ll see there’s also a direct link from the front page to the new one. I think this will make the list a little easier to find and consult. The idea is also that in due course there will be a full rolling twelve months on the page, which should make it easier to look at old details to get an idea of what’s probably coming up beyond next month.

I hope this is helpful. Feedback is welcome, (but don’t write to say you’d like all the competitions to be free, for I am powerless in that respect).

January 2026 Competitions


Here is another monthly round-up, covering competitions with deadlines in January.

As always, these are contests I may enter myself, so generally no poetry or flash and no competition that isn’t open to an elderly bloke in the UK. Prizes and entry fees vary a lot, so check the benefits to see whether they appeal to you. There is no point in entering a competition if you don’t even want the prize! In some cases the entry fee amounts to a large slice of the prize, though there may be other benefits such as publication, trophies, free books or courses, etc.

Merry Christmas!

ContestWord CountFeePrizeDeadlineDetails
Exeter Novel  Prize 10k + synopsis£20.00£1,000.0001/01/2026
Disquiet Literary Prize25 pages$15Lisbon Program or $1,00005/01/2026First prize is a week-long lit program in Lisbon, but you can opt for cash
Storybottle10,000$15$1,00015/01/2026
Cai Emmons
 
25,000 word min
$25
$5,00015/01/2026
Georgia ReviewLess than 9,000$25$1,50015/01/2026Winners of story and essay sections compete for the top prize.
The Page is Printed1 A4 page£5£100 voucher19/01/2026
LISP3,000£14.50£10026/01/2026You can enter later but it costs more
Thomas Wolfe Fiction Prize3,000$25$1,00030/01/2026
Parracombe2,026£5£15031/01/2026
The Ghost Story flash1,000$15$1,00031/01/2026
Bristol Short Story Prize4,000£14.00£1,00031/01/2026
Askew’s Word on the Lake2000$15(Ca)$200(Ca)31/01/2026